a5c7b9f00b When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth&#39;s crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin. This is awesome, everything a good b grade movie should be except for being surprisingly low on gratuitous nudity given the subject matter.<br/><br/>Underrated movie methinks, i&#39;d have it at least 2-3 rating points higher than jurassic world, i mean it&#39;s sh*t and ridiculous but at least it knows it&#39;s sh*t and ridiculous and doesn&#39;t pretend it isn&#39;t and didn&#39;t cost the GDP of a small nation to make. <br/><br/>The CGI is an embarrassment but that&#39;s OK cause you&#39;re too busy laughing at this movie jumping the shark by introducing us to prehistoric amphibious land sharks, the acting is a little better than horrendous which suits the tone of the movie perfectly. <br/><br/>There wasn&#39;t a great deal of logic or sanity in the making of this film, someone just said f*ck it i wanna make a movie about prehistoric sharks that are somehow also capable of swimming through land (no, i am serious really you need to watch this) and have them eat all these prison porn stars that are on the most ridiculous work release program ever.<br/><br/>Highly recommend :D The only way to save this by using the script, if there is one, is to start over. Hire Joan Crawford. Even dead she could bring some charm to the screen. The plot is somewhat tied to the great title, so there should be a women&#39;s prison with some sharks. If there is a Vincent Price type somewhere with a Shakespearean accent and piercing eyes, that would help. The cast here seems to come from a diet beverage commercial. The special effects are OK. The characters are written to be very stupid. Many of them seem to do what the audience knows is wrong. Fracking is the bad guy. I would guess they will make a buck or two from the title. It is a movie. They did get some people together with a camera operator and they made this. It is not a good bad movie, but it is OK for Bad Movie Night if you can&#39;t find Hillbillys in a Haunted House. No nudity. Probably OK for kids who like very dumb movies. I think Flaws is a better Jaws parody.
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